Woody & Ted: "Donkey Pants"
Posted: Tuesday July 5th, 2005
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I was serious about taking a day off. But, in the process of making a filler strip, a true brain numbing groaner came about. And, where the comic may fall painfully short. "Donkey Pants" is now part of my vernacular.
It's simple verbal mathematics to me. Donkey = Ass. Pants = ass cover. So, Donkey + Pants = cover your ass. Hopefully I don't have to explain it any better than that. I get a headache just thinking about the situational possibilities, and reasons for its use.
So, what's your best pair of Donkey Pants?
(Example: Had a friend call you half way through a blind date, to provide a way out JUST IN CASE!)
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Today's Pimpage: Ted is wearing a "Resistance is Futile" shirt from ThinkGeek.
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