GU Comics by: Woody Hearn

After some of you began to speculate that Ted might replace his hands with implements of destruction after the "Cooking Mama Incident". I decided I might as well answer part of the question for you.

In typical Ted fashion, the best replacement would be one that benefits him and improves his ability to bend those around him to his will. Since the Overlord gauntlet doesn't seem to work for him, the obvious answer would be to utilize a device specifically designed to create single-minded automatons acting at Ted's direction. Don't call him "the Ted Queen" though, that makes him antsy about the dresses in his closet.

We are Ted. You will be assimilated. Your valuable and edible possessions will be added to our own. Resistance is nugatory. Mmmm... nougat.

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Today's Pimpage: Ted is wearing a "Hot Dang!" shirt from Threadless.Com.

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