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World of Warcraft: "My Ugly Valentine"
Posted: Tuesday February 14th, 2006 by

As part of the World of Warcraft holiday quests, I had to give "Love Tokens" to the lumbering abomination constructs that serve as the Undercity's Guards. And more than one of them turned me down and "broke my heart". So, basically, I spill my heart (figuratively) while they spill their guts (literally); and, I'm left dejected and lonely, trying to figure out why the ugliest girl at the prom shot me down (metaphor).

I found it amusing that I had to give the UC guards "love tokens" in the first place. And, of course, my mind filled in all the gaps that the game left open clearly defining the mob's perspective because I'm sure there's more to his response than just a "no". It doesn't explain why I'd ever be heart broken about getting turned down by a rotting flesh pile though.

If someone else wants to explain the entire quest line, feel free. Otherwise, you can get more info about the WoW Holiday Quests here:

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