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Gaming News: "Mom's Football"
Posted: Thursday January 4th, 2007 by

Kolton Mahoney, a 14-year-old gamer from Utah, was reportedly giving a copy of EA's Madden NFL '07 for Christmas that contained not the top selling game of 2006, but some good ol' american hardcore porn. The game was allegedly purchased at Circuit City, was still factory sealed, and appeared to be pressed on an officially branded disc. Source: Gamespot [ more info ]
When I found the article originally (via Gametab), I'll admit to being amused by the idea of it. But, it's ridiculously difficult for me to believe. Oh I have no doubt that what he found was porn, but it's highly unlikely that a single disc containing porn was released from the factory. If it came from the factory, a LOT of discs would be pressed with the porn on them. And, as of yet, no other reports of Madden/Porn discs have been released.

Now, I have my own ideas about how this could have happened, which center around a cheap uncle, a store that resales used games and a cd label maker. But, there are so many possibilities, those ideas aren't really worth detailing. I'm sure the theories posted in this very thread will be infinitely more amusing and equally plausible.

Ultimately, I expect two things in the wake of this story:
1. In the end, the whole thing will be illuminated as a hoax, lie, misunderstanding, etc.
2. The picture of that kid is going to get Photoshoped all to hell and back as it makes its way around the internet.

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