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Free Realms: "Free Is A Myth"
Posted: Thursday March 4th, 2010 by

There is so much "wrong" about this comic it's hard to pinpoint a port from which to set sail. I guess the best thing to do is go text bubble by text bubble, and wait patiently for the folks who don't read an entire post before responding to start dumping buckets of their ire on me.

Free Realms Kart Racing:
Controlling early karts in the game make my skull hurt. The traction, control, etc. are just miserable. It's the opposite of how anyone should learn to control the things. But as you level up and race more you gain better equipment. Then there's a hard cut off when the track and you opponents zip on and you're left with the same gear that leaves you struggling just to compete. I dug through the store, bought all the best equipment, and still can't keep up. And then siting there in front of me is a car chasis that you can buy with station cash. I can't be certain, because I have no interest in spending real money on it, but my guess is that things would get a lot easier if I forked over those few dollars. Thing is, I'm not going to.

Free is a myth:
It's a basic statement. And where it might seem that some things in the world ARE actually free, it is my contention that, if you look deep enough, nothing truly is. It's an opinion and I'm certain there's plenty of room to debate it. I however will just stick with my personal experiences and deny the counterpoints ever exist. **sticks fingers in his ears and blanks out the world with the standard 'la la la' mantra.**

Bigfoot is a myth:
I'd like to think that there are undiscovered large mammals hulking through our global wilderness. I mean, before 1847 Gorillas were basically "myths", dismissed as legend. Unfortunately, I've not seen the science to support the idea for me. If bigfoot is ever proven to exist though, I'll be clapping excitedly with the rest of you. Until then, I'm convinced the only animal species we'll find that were entirely unexpected will come from the unexplored depths of the ocean.

Bi Chicks are a myth:
This part I don't believe. It just came from me trying to be funny in a response to Taks about how 'anti-bacterial' anything as a concept is functionally a myth. I have zero doubt that there are bisexual chicks on the planet whether I've actually met one or not. Please note here that "chicks" is used as a term of endearment and isn't meant to be dismissive or offensive. Kind of like calling a guy a dude.

Man, all that for such a simple joke?

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