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Comic for: January 24th, 2011
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World of Warcraft: "The Escort Mission"
Posted: Monday January 24th, 2011 by

I hate buggy quests and I hate escort quests. Imagine my response to a buggy escort quest. Now I haven't done any of the Tol Barad dailies, so this is how Stormy explained "Walk A Mile In Their Shoes".

So there's this escort quest in Tol Barad called Walk A Mile In Their Shoes where you have to rescue this gnome from Farson Hold. (I think you horde have it easy and just have to kill the bastard.)

The gnome is a moron

He walks out from under the dungeon area of the hold, and says something like "OMG where do I go?" and wanders around the hold (even though you can see the exit from where he comes up from the stairs). What he's supposed to do is wander the fort, make you engage a few mobs, and then run out the entrance where there are horses. He jumps on horse, you get "escort complete" and blah.

But, the quest is so goddamn bugged, half the time he wanders around the fort, gets bugged, RUNS out of the fort and just stands in the road for a few minutes. If you're lucky, he'll eventually jump on a horse and you'll get credit. If you're unlucky, he'll sometimes despawn, or just run off towards the bridge (without horse) and despawn sometimes he'll go through half the encounters before he bugs, sometimes all, sometimes he just ****ing takes off running right after you spawn him he fails about 50% of the time.

So, ALG with tied up and gagged Farson Hold Prisoner tied to the horse


Just so you know, the Horde do have a stupid prisoner of their own to escort for their version of this quest; his name is Commander Derp.

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