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Raptor Guts: "Awareness"
Posted: Monday April 18th, 2011 by

I don't really know how it got started, I just noticed it was making the rounds on facebook. So with Woody and Ted's employer being Raptor Guts, I felt it only appropriate that I officially recognize "Velociraptor Awareness Day". Sorry, you'll have to do your own google searching.


I finally heard back from SwagDog so without further delay here are the two winning entries for the WoW Faction Hockey Jersey Contest Thing:

Winning Entry #1:
Her wavy hair and lovable laugh – not to mention that sinister stare! The day I met this Night Elf Priest, our days began to change. We spoke of ancient Darnassus and noble Stormwind, caring little about other things. For her and I our lives became intertwined – like the roots of that a beast chasing us from our hovel. Be gone I hollered – thrusting myself in the midst, defiant of the unknown peril before us. It stalked us slowly, in our own lands at that! Cautiously I approached, identifying myself as such – noble priest of Stormwind, sons of the great King Varian Wrynn. “Our lives will be one! You will not show your presence here, you face the power of light!” The beast stared back, confused at such words. My hand between itself and my Love, for it was her my last breath would belong. The beast began to pace, snickering, dare I say afraid of the care such a bond could maintain. I could feel her eyes behind me, her hand pulling me back - I turned my head to say, “You are my life, without you I am darkness. For this I will die for!”
submitted by Jason M.

Winning Entry #2:
We are those who face the challenges of Azeroth, and worlds beyond, with unflinching courage and determination. Every path to a new land is a path to glory and honor!

We claim new lands by force of will and might, forging alliances where possible, subjugating when necessary, exterminating when forced. For it is not the meek that shall rule our worlds, but the strong.

We build our cities in concert with the land, letting it nurture us rather than changing it to meet our needs.

We celebrate strength, despise weakness. We embrace both the light and the darkness, using both to our advantage. We honor those who came before us, who wrote our destiny with the blood of our enemies.

We are mighty warriors. We are workers of magical wonders. We are shadows with gleaming blades. We are the living and the dead.

Strength. Honor. Glory.
We are... THE HORDE!
submitted by Aahzman

Congratulations you two.

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