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Raptor Guts: "The Owner"
Posted: Thursday July 9th, 2009 by

I can't remember what I was watching, but a commercial for the Men's Wearhouse came on. Now, if you've seen these commercials before you know they typically feature the owner extolling the virtues of his company, it's products, and their prices. The problem is, the man's voice is so deep and gravelly, I barely make it through the commercial before feeling the uncontrollable urge to poop.

So the way I figure it, George Zimmer (that's the owner guy), would be the perfect voice of a videogame's evil final boss. The question was "what game"? And when one currently in development didn't really work for me, I decided I'd just fake my own. Now, I didn't come up with a game name, but I did come up with a game studio. Yeah yeah... this is the way my brain works.

I figured these guys, to have George Zimmer as the evil final boss, were probably working on the most brutal game ever. And to make a truly brutal videogame you need to have a truly brutal studio name... Raptor Guts.

Yeah, I know. I can already tell, you're buying into the hype.

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